Saturday, July 18, 2009

Promises

If I handed you a hundred dollars, would you promise to go out and win the Oklahoma Lottery with it and give me half the proceeds? Just asking. Why? I don't know, I just thought that with all the lies ... umm, I mean promises ... we're hearing from the leftist Congress and the illegitimate Obama administration (yes, he's thoroughly illegitimate) that the question should be asked.

I'll tell ya what, I'll promise to do the same if you'll send me, C.O., a (valid) check for five dollars in the mail. Tell all your friends.

1 comments:

chiu_chunling said...

Um, I wouldn't promise something like that. I might promise to...say, buy a forty lbs. of chocolate and give you half the remaining change. Or all of it, even.